traces left behind

hahaha
just wanna say byebye to the bitches
knn thanks for torturing me for the past weeks.

wanted to blog about wad happened after my seven months engagement
(not the marry kind of engagement la but the job engagement)
but all the bitching and stuff i think would better be left til ive setttled down

went on a 1 week break in april just a couple of weeks before my bday
went genting and KL for 3d2n
didnt enjoy myself at genting the hotel sucks
food sucks to top it up my right eye was swollen for no reason
feels swollen.. the pain is like ppl hoot my eye tt kind
and it was raining no theme park yawns
casino looks run down and dirty hah
KL was much better sunway pyramid hotel was good!
haa nice breakfast and the room was liek 10X better

come may.. i had like 3 trips to thailand
hahaa.. first one to phuket w compliments from gf
(not tt she paid for it but someone paid for her and she can bring a fren haha!)
its not exactly like phuket phuket but some island
smacked in the middle of phuket and krabi
did some research in case i die there
den my bf can ask someone to pick my body up
and tts about all the research ive done for yao noi
i would nv have known tt such a place existed man
stay at this resort called six senses
jitao dun make sense to stay there
prices are like exhorbitant
theres nth to do in the resort
cept massage.. eat.. sleep.. 5 10 and drink

as usual bkk was hectic
dint buy as much as my previous trip
haha obviously right
the last time buy like nobodys business
the go kart is damn fun!!
and i was first won a thousand baht from bf
lol cos he was a car crasher (NOT speed racer)
this time i got smarter know how to avoid collision
remember the previous time i went jitao lang gah like xiao

phuket w my family is not fun at all
the phi phi island is not nice at all
the snorkelling is soso only
the streets are like damn ulu
the tuktuks are ridiculous
200 baht for 5 mins ride
the only and only shopping mall at patong is boring

okay tts all for may
next up july we’ll be going on star aquarius haha
wheeeee
eh photos go facebook see la k? haa

ELDORADO, Texas (AFP) - - A Texas polygamist compound emptied of more than 400 children was the site of pervasive sexual abuse where girls were groomed to accept sex at puberty and boys were indoctrinated to perpetuate the cycle, officials said in court records released Tuesday..

like wad my mum said rapists should be castrated..
think the polygamists should have theirs castrated
and witness it being dropped in the blender

didnt know tt such sect exist
i thought only got wudang sect emei sect and wad shaolin sect
hahaha okok sorry..
all along i thought only islamic muslim or wad practice polygamy

heres wad i found at wiki
Polygyny is described as when a man is either married to or involved in sexual relationships with a number of different females at one time.
astee: reason? horny guys
Polyandry is a breeding practice where a woman has more than one male sexual partner simultaneously.
astee: reason? for good of the society.. to procreate with QC HAHA

Fraternal polyandry was traditionally practiced among nomadic Tibetans in Nepal and parts of China, in which two or more brothers share the same wife,
with her having equal sexual access to them.
unless the brothers are like twins or triplets(michs case LOL)
if not the wife bound to prefer one wad haha how to have equal access..

Polyandry ismore likely in societies with scarce environmental resources,
as to limit human population growth and enhance child survival.
A woman can only have so many children in her life time,
no matter how many husbands she has.

A child with many “fathers”, all of whom provide resources,
is more likely to survive in contrast to a child
whos father has so many other children by the so many different wives.

FUN FACTS
There was an old fellow of Lyme
Who lived with three wives at one time.
When asked, ‘Why the third?’
He replied, ‘One’s absurd,
and bigamy, sir, is a crime.’
From the modern legal perspective, trigamy is viewed as two counts of bigamy.

In Hong Kong, polygamy was banned in October 1971. [8] However, it is still practiced in Hong Kong and Macau

Man-Lun Ng, M.D. of Humboldt University of Berlin reported the situation in Hong Kong: it was estimated that out of the approximately two million married couples in Hong Kong, about 300,000 husbands had mistresses in mainland China (1996). In 1995, 40% of extramarital affairs involved an enduring long-term relationship with a stable partner

The traditional attitude toward mistresses is reflected in the saying: “wife is not as good as concubine, concubine is not as good as prostitute, prostitute is not as good as secret affair, secret affair is not as good as the affair you want but can’t get” (妻不如妾, 妾不如妓, 妓不如偷, 偷不如偷不到).
LOL talk cock siah

len. says:
if got 2 guys
one hokkien mee seller
and one high flyer
like u
and u like them
but
mee loves u more at ur beck and call etc, everything u want in a bf
and flyer is just a normal bf
who cares more abt himseld than u but still ok bf
which one u want

sT says:
high flyer fly very high?

len. says:
er

sT says:
hahhahahha

len. says:
maybe those nex time can make partner at least those kind la

sT says:
hmmm
den im an auditor?

len. says:
u think of a real life thing la
maybe u see urself as partner in future also
or u wanna quite be bizwoman etc

sT says:
haha i will date high flyer

len. says:
depends on where u see urself
why?
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sT says:
haha i paiseh tell my frens my bf fry hokkien mee
unless he got a chain of hokkien mee stalls

len. says:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
one chain
also still hokkien mee seller wad
ok
wad if not hokkiien mee
but chef

sT says:
where at

len. says:
in say,tung lok restaurant

sT says:
chef ahs
good chef?
head chef and small chef got diff
head chef got 5 digit

len. says:
ok

sT says:
head chef okays

len. says:
so basically u look at the pay lah

sT says:
yes
i dun care do wad

len. says:
crap
so
ah long also can la
bookie also can la
one mth
10k leh
want or not

sT says:
hahahaha
ah long cannot be runner
must be the big boss
bookie also

len. says:
wtf
ok
u gen ben mei yao jiu

sT says:
must be the dua liap one

len. says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
u suck

sT says:
WAHAHAHAHHAAHA
y????

len. says:
just asking lor
u more materialistic den me
u must remmeber that
he doesnt love u nuff u know

sT says:
wad?

len. says:
its the call him, no time to ans, hang up fone one leh

sT says:
now i change until the hokkien meee become dua liap ah long
okays wad

len. says:
den u cry, he meeting, he tell u call u later, nv call those kind leh
u wan ah?

sT says:
the partner ahs

len. says:
whoever is earning high pay

sT says:
orhs

len. says:
whether ah long or not

sT says:
hmm
no la
willing to spend on me?
got sup card?

len. says:
sucks
U ARE DAMN JIALAT

sT says:
hahahahaha
why?
maybe i will two time

len. says:
materialistic!

sT says:
hahahahahaha

len. says:
WTF
wrong wrong wrong

sT says:
ahahaha
jk la
i dun la
i mean still must see looks and how i feel one ma

len. says:
hahahahhaha
wah lau
like that
means
whatever u say just now
dont count alr loh
chey
mei xiang dao
u more materialistic den me
tkstks

A and B where having a great meal at XYZ restaurant
A has a credit card from shittibank which allows him 20% discount from XYZ

When the bill came..
the meal costs 100 bucks

B: wah xyz very smart hor
A: y?
B: they give the 20% discount before the svc charge and gst
A: ya lor..

Therefore they left the XYZ feeling a bit cheated..

hAAAA ppl tt is so not trueeeee
do ur math
its the same logic as
1*0.8*0.83 = 1*0.83*0.8
=)

you’ve gotta be kidding me..
you mean u did not like me for my looks?
WHY???
hahahahaha

wah i simply cant believe my own eyes
i would have thought tt u turned gay…
sibei WARPED

hello im not exaggerating la..
msg me i will prove it

haa managed to revive two of my yahoo album… damn mafan
now changed to flicker
see my links

die so late havent sleep
sibei bo liao
making some career plans..
my haolian fren say next yr draw 6k liao
and he got restricted shares
performance rating 1-5 must get 1 to have the Rshares
wanna kao bei also scared duno which idiot is lurking ard also
better keep inner thoughts deep inside

bo liao convo going on at the same time..

|R|ay` says:
ay i think these 2 weeks i’ll pass
sT says:
pass away ah
|R|ay` says:
shall actually be a good and hardworking boy
tmd pass away ur head
sT says:
hahahaha
|R|ay` says:
diam
stop laughing
sT says:
okays
|R|ay` says:
buT if michelle
sT says:
HAHAAHAHAHAH
|R|ay` says:
haaaa
alright scratch that
i’m not that wu liao got play then maybe…hmm u can call me

hahahah buaya chee hong kia

okays go sleep liao
ask me out for ktv.. badminton.. cycling… kite flying.. risking..
MAhjong if u confirm lose (fuck leh 400+ gone since cny.. part of it on banluck)
pui no luck la

wah liao late payment for citibank bills..4 days
40 bucks charge
(time check 1230am)

called the citibank platinum 24 hours service hotline

me: Hi can i cancel my credit card?

CO: hi can i have have your nric, bdate, mothers maiden name?

me: ya sure.. lim soo ting XXX XXX XXX

CO: can i know the reason why ure cancelling the card?

me: urm, im quite irritated by the late charge of 40 dollars.

CO: okay let me check for you.

CO: Can know why was the payment late? were you overseas?

me: uh.. yes (apparently not)

CO: okay, we’ll waive the charge this time round.. but u’ll still have to pay the financial charges(AKA INTEREST)

me: alrights.. thanks..

seems like this is the breaking up season..
takes quite a bit of courage to make the decision

would i be able to find someone better?
would i nv be able to find anyone?
would i be lonely on vday xmas etc
would i regret it?
do i still love him?

usually it would be easier if theres a 3rd party.. haa
like if your current bf is not good enough
and someone else comes along
its a temptation for a change
of course when this happens
it just says tt the r/s aint strong enough
and you should prolly have done it even w/o the 3rd party

of course i wont rule out cases where the guy/girl
is simply fucked up.. just wanna fuck ard..
if so be glad that its over
move on

wanna give my fren a pat on the back
its time for you to love yourself
live for yourself
you’ll definitely find yourself in a better deal
kudos to freedom..

haa kinda inspired by choos princess and frog story…
therefore i decided to come up w sth similar LOL

Once upon a time, in farfarawayland, there lived Princess My Melody.
Princess My Melody is very playful, mischievious and fun loving girl.
She lived in a world where barter trade exists.

Princess My Melody grew up in a materialistic world
where the princesses are brand conscious, and of course super hiao
they all want to have the best carriages, best handbags, and simply the best of everything tt they could afford.

One fine day, Princess My Melody was at a cocktail party with other princesses.
Princess My Melody got acquainted with Frog Keropi.
(LOL fairy tale, the male lead is either prince charming or frog rite)
Princess My Melody got along very well with Frog Keropi.
However, as time passes, they realised tt their values are actually quite different.

As illustrated in the following dialogue.

Keropi: eh y u so materialistic, everything also want branded

My Melody: where got siah, a bit only wad.

Keropi: got lo everything also want LV.. u want LV only becos its branded also not say very nice.

My Melody: but its a tangible tt comes w intangible gains for me.. i feel shiok using LV lehs.. my fellow princesses also like LV.. whats wrong man..

Keropi: wah liao but the princesses i know also not materialistic they dun go for branded

(Inner thoughts of My Melody .. i also not them, someday they will la, last time i also not likedat, ppl change, y must i be like the ppl u noe)

My Melody: wah liao i use the flour to exchange for the LV BAG.. i will still have flour to make bread wad.. not like u.. always use flies to gamble in hope of getting more flies (yes they have different staple food)

Keropi: you should be like Princess Badtz badtz, she only likes practical stuff from giordano.

(Inner thoughts of My Melody.. wah liao u heng lor u.. im not like Princess PiyoPiyo who strictly goes for Chanel, LV, Gucci, Rolex, Agnes b)

My Melody: when i buy LV ah.. i credit flour.. i debit LV BAG and debit happiness(may be classified as an off balance sheet item).. since it makes me happy i dont see wad is wrong w me man.. i earn flour to lead a happier life and buying LV makes me happy.. u might think tt the flour may be of better use if i trade it for cake or use it to cook mee hoon kueh.. but i alr had my fair share of mee hoon kueh and i have no utility for cakes.

Keropi: But i gamble the flies with king frog i got chance of winning more flies ma…den can eat more..
(King frog has always been a very fat frog.. and of course Keropi no doubt is still a very very skinny frog)

Story to be continued…